I was just talking to Sab about Nirvana the other day and how the band has been the inspiration of much of the junk that is passed off as rock today. Back when I was little, I used to have a walkman and used to buy casette tapes to play with my Aiwa walkman. I remember, the first casette I ever bought was Nirvana’s Nevermind. (I had Weird Al’s spoof too!)

There was an MTV countdown or something on the top songs of the 90s. The top five had Backstreet Boys! Then again, they weren’t that bad. They weren’t that bad at all. Anyway what was the number one song on the chart? You guessed it - Smells Like Teen Spirit. Anybody knows what that song is about? An albino, a mosquito… Yeah, Yeah… Continue Reading…

Now that I’ve seen Edickson and his harem, I have realised that I have subconsciously ranked them in order, as per Ladder Theory.

I won’t reveal my order but it should be the same as most guys’.

Bobo is a clown’s name. It is not a girl’s name.

No way in hell can I imagine screaming out ‘Bobo!‘ whilst in the throes of passion. It’s a name that will turn any hard on flaccid.

The real fight is between Cecilia and Gillian. Continue Reading…

Ever since I watched Edison Chen on MTV’s ‘Whatever Things‘, I’ve not thought much of him. Pretending to be black, gesturing gangsta style, an adopting an oh-so-cool attitude, he was like an Asian Justin Timberlake, except that JT is actually cool.

Of course, I might be saying this with an inkling of envy. He is a good looking feller, rich and famous, and definitely has more than his fair share of women.

I don’t think Edison’s getting too flustered by the sex scandal. His pink member is on show for everyone to see but being a guy, he won’t mind too much.

Putting myself into his average sized shoes, the thing that will probably irritate him most is the lack of media focus on him. Most people are focusing on the girls and how hairy they are and all that shit and relatively few are actually commenting on how he looks in the pictures. Continue Reading…