A mainstay in any lifestyle magazine is the horoscope section. I don’t really know why this is. I mean, most of them provide ambiguous predictions like ‘money and finances dominate for most of August’. Duh-uh! Money dominates for most of January up to December. August just happens to fall in between.

I figure that it shouldn’t be too difficult to write some horoscopes of my own. Therefore, I will be doing a horoscope segment starting… this post. Aries people, if my predictions turn out to be true, I appreciate any form of monetary contribution or you can just click on my ads. Continue Reading…

Refer to Part One.

Lesson 3: Drying

You will be tempted to dry your face 1st. Do not succumb. Be Jesus in the desert. Know that this test will soon come to pass. Start with your hair. Dry to your own preference, as long as no drippage is had. Now you can bury your face in your towel. Indulge but only for 5 seconds. Time’s a wasting. After this the golden rule of top to bottom comes into play again.

Lesson 4: Bonus Moves

These include shaving, be it for men or exceptionally hirsute women, or brushing your teeth. Now, these should be fitted in somewhere after the conditioner and prior to the rinsing. Brushing of teeth must be performed just before the rinsing, unless you enjoy the taste of toothpaste. Continue Reading…

Some skills have to be taught or learnt through practice like cooking, swimming, etc. Other skills are already genetically encoded into your muscle, brain or wherever. Walking, eating for instance. I believe that taking a shower falls under the 2nd category.

You would think that everyone has a different method of taking a shower. The order of soaping has so many different configurations. Which part of your body do you soap first/last? Either way, there is only one true order of execution that maximizes cleanliness and minimizes time spent. Continue Reading…